NOTICE ARCHIVE
OFFICIAL NOTICES OF UNFOUNDED OPTIMISM — ISSUED TO DATE
"This will only take five minutes."
Recipient: [REDACTED]
A review of available evidence indicates that your optimism in this matter lacks factual basis. This notice is issued as a matter of official record. Determination: UNFOUNDED. The Office does not expect this notice to change your behavior. The Office is rarely surprised.
"We're on track for Q3 targets."
Recipient: [REDACTED]
A review of available evidence indicates that your optimism in this matter lacks factual basis. This notice is issued as a matter of official record. Determination: UNFOUNDED. The Office does not expect this notice to change your behavior. The Office is rarely surprised.
"I'm sure it'll work out."
Recipient: [REDACTED]
A review of available evidence indicates that your optimism in this matter lacks factual basis. This notice is issued as a matter of official record. Determination: UNFOUNDED. The Office does not expect this notice to change your behavior. The Office is rarely surprised.
"I'm sure they got my email."
Recipient: [REDACTED]
A review of available evidence indicates that your optimism in this matter lacks factual basis. This notice is issued as a matter of official record. Determination: UNFOUNDED. The Office does not expect this notice to change your behavior. The Office is rarely surprised.
"The kids will love it."
Recipient: [REDACTED]
A review of available evidence indicates that your optimism in this matter lacks factual basis. This notice is issued as a matter of official record. Determination: UNFOUNDED. The Office does not expect this notice to change your behavior. The Office is rarely surprised.
"This time will be different."
Recipient: [REDACTED]
A review of available evidence indicates that your optimism in this matter lacks factual basis. This notice is issued as a matter of official record. Determination: UNFOUNDED. The Office does not expect this notice to change your behavior. The Office is rarely surprised.